So I’ll be wearing them more often. SORRY, EVERYONE WITH TASTE. You can’t see the Crocs in this picture and that’s a damn shame. But we clean up nice, right? Even if my sequin quotient is entirely insufficient. This weekend was all epic, all the time. From buying bunny tails to muppet photo bombing to [...]
My brother thinks I use too many big words. Probably because I was calling him petulant at the time. He was then reminded that petulant is a mere three syllables, and perhaps his protestation was a bit…petulant. Then he made many libelous assertions about my character and we merrily mocked one another until asked to [...]
Lately, I’ve been resisting this blog with such tremulous might and stubborn force of will that you’d assume it was a standardized test that I, in my dewy naivete, assumed would determine the course of my entire life. Huh. Perhaps I’ve managed to convince myself it has. The Algorithm of CRAZY 1. I’m a writer. [...]
My deep and abiding love for Glee is no secret. This love has grown exponentially as beloved characters develop and even Sue digs deep in her brittle rib cage for a feebly-beating heart. Also: I got to dance with Brittany. For those of you don’t watch (and if you don’t, WHY NOT?), Brittany is the blonde [...]
Why, yes. I would like to wear an enormous hot pink sombrero with my plastic Mickey Mouse rain poncho and have my picture taken. BECAUSE THE INTERNET NEEDS TO SEE THIS. Last year, I went to a personal development type thing in Las Vegas. In one exercise, we were given servants and told to keep [...]
For all the effort I put into not being a complete jackass to myself, every day finds me dissatisfied with something – whether it’s the ratio between amount of time spent working to amount of time spent staring blankly at a crack in the wall, or the way I look in jeans this week. (Hello, [...]
I danced from the age of 13 all the way through college. I picked it up again at 24 and danced until I was 28. I performed. You could even say professionally, if you want to classify “they occasionally gave me money” as professional. Minus objective judgment and the ability to step outside my body [...]
People who know me would probably say that I’m a gentle sort – quiet, kind, prone to looking for the best in situations. But lately there are bright flashes of anger that spike out of me, manifesting in odd, deeply self-effacing comments that are a little too harsh for your average social situation and don’t [...]
If you’ve been blogging for awhile and your organizational system resembles mine, you know the horrifying detritus that collects in the drafts folder. Mustering the courage to dive into the wormhole means wading through bits and pieces of your life, previously forgotten or deemed unsuitable for public consumption. Do you hit the delete key with [...]
One of my greatest joys in life used to be cranking up my stereo to the level known as Makes Dogs Howl In Six Counties, and dancing around the house like a loon. In fact, when I was about 16, I put a hefty scar on my left hand by jumping onto my mom’s bed, [...]
