Something about a hot, sunny Saturday makes me lose my head.* Possibly because there are only four hot, sunny days in recorded San Francisco history. Usually, waking up on a Saturday means poking my fetchingly cowlicked mop between the curtains, contemplating the fog bank moving toward the house, and scratching something delicate while wandering into [...]
What possessed me to drink three ciders at the beach last night? Did you know that cider has alcohol? It does. Rather a lot of it. The devil alcohol, that which shall never pass my lips again. I will become a Temperance Spitfire of Old, tromping into bars in my sensible shoes and going Carrie [...]
Have you ever driven down a steep mountain road with 50 pounds of squirmy dog in your lap? A dog who keeps twisting her head and digging her doggy talons into your thighs in attempt to Bogart your pretzels? Technically, I haven’t either. I wasn’t driving at the time. But I was trying to feed [...]
