Favorite Posts

Life Is Such an Awesome Little Playground

My Mother’s Obituary. Because We’re Weird Like That

I’m Done Being Okay

I Can Anthropomorphize Anything

The “I Want You To Think I’m Awesome” Syndrome

My First Lap Dance

Odysseus of Insecurity

Just Because I Don’t Like Guns Doesn’t Mean I’m Not an Awesome Shot

Dissertation on People and How They Show Affection

Things I Don’t Want To Admit To Myself

The Great Chihuahua Chase

List o’ what I want in a mate: Part 1 and Part 2.

Dancing is My Marathon

Personal Collection of Indestructible Coping Mechanisms Forged in the White Hot Furnace of My Neurosis

Love Letter to New York

Unemployment. Or Being Employed By Life. No, Seriously.

Why I Need To Learn How To Pick Locks

Genes

Dancing Moose Slippers

The Pepper Spray Incident

Ghost in the Machine

PASTA DUCK!

Injuries + Digital Age = Content

Hope Floats

RIP, Glitter Flops

That time I went to Italy: Roman Holiday, Something about Julia Roberts and Hookers, Under the Tuscan Thunder

Ode to a Thanksgiving Turkey

How to Put a Dollar Bill in a Go-Go Dancer’s G-String