Favorite Posts

List o’ what I want in a mate: Part 1 and Part 2.

Dancing is My Marathon

Personal Collection of Indestructible Coping Mechanisms Forged in the White Hot Furnace of My Neurosis

Things I Think About at the Symphony

Unemployment. Or Being Employed By Life. No, Seriously.

Why I Need To Learn How To Pick Locks

Genes

Dancing Moose Slippers

The Infamous Vegetable Bouquet

The Pepper Spray Incident

Ghost in the Machine

PASTA DUCK!

Hope Floats

My Alias is “Beached Whale”

Like Trying to Reverse the Earth’s Rotation

Caligula Urp

RIP, Glitter Flops

That time I went to Italy: Roman Holiday, Something about Julia Roberts and Hookers, Under the Tuscan Thunder

Ode to a Thanksgiving Turkey

How to Put a Dollar Bill in a Go-Go Dancer’s G-String