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Luckily, I’m OK With Vanity

Friday, October 3rd, 2008

A coworker whose advice I was asking about a piece of paper – damn those pieces of paper and the need to figure out what to do with them! – offered to take care of it for me. “I need to go see Anna anyway.” He opened a drawer, grabbed a hot pink brush, and pulled it carefully through [...]

If God Really Is a Big Chicken, Colonel Sanders is Screwed

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Power of the Semicolon

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Wallowing in Maturity. (Also Known As “Rampant Self-Deception.”)

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

All This To Say, I Haven’t Done Anything Social Since Monday (Insert Squawking Chickens Here)

Wednesday, June 18th, 2008

Brain Wants Mac and Cheese

Monday, June 16th, 2008

When Soup Becomes a Questionable Metaphor

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

I Was Born a 53-Year-Old Schoolmarm in Support Hose

Friday, May 9th, 2008

This Post Guarantees I Will Be On Death’s Front Stoop By Tomorrow

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Memories of College in Manhattan: Part 2

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008