Archive for the 'Misadventures' Category

Kidding About The Mini-Demon. I Think.

Sunday, January 17th, 2010

There’s no way to make this sound normal, so I’ll just say it. For the past month or so, I haven’t really recognized myself in the mirror. Not like some existential “who am I in the dark folds of my impatient, angry mind” crisis, but literally. My hair hadn’t changed, my weight didn’t fluctuate beyond [...]

Santa Thinks I’m a Big Baby

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Yes, My Plan is to Use the POWER OF MY MIND

Monday, December 14th, 2009

Reason No. 427 Why The Royal Family Won’t Invite Me To Dinner Any Time Soon

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

RIP Yuppie Technology

Monday, July 20th, 2009

Houdini Could Make a Fortune Teaching Seminars To People Like Me

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Last of the Bile, Promise

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

As Soon As I Got a Diagnosis, I Stopped Hurling. I Guess My Body Just Wanted an Explanation, Damn It.

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

This Is What Happens When I Tell Myself I’m Going To Write Everyday: A Treatise on Girl Scout Cookies

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

Maybe the Butterflies Carry a New Strain of Bubonic Plague

Tuesday, February 3rd, 2009