Archive for the 'How To' Category

Unemployment. Or Being Employed By Life. No, Seriously.

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

I’ve been unemployed many times throughout my life – sometimes by choice, sometimes by accident, sometimes by deep governmental conspiracy aimed at the diminutive yet raucous aliens perched atop my head. At any rate, I have a fair amount of experience in this arena and I think I’m finally getting good at it. A lot [...]

My Table Manners Don’t Say Much For Me Either

Monday, August 10th, 2009

How Plagiarism Can Lead to Gainful Employment. Or, How Wasting Time on Twitter Got Me a Job.

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

Door Number Two, Please

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Concrete Shoes, However, Are Not a Good Idea. Take It From Guido.

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Battle of the Flake

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Beaten Only By “When Are You Having Kids?”

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

How (Not) To Get Invited Back

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Questions for James Bond

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Try Fitting THIS in a Gift Bag

Monday, December 11th, 2006