Archive for the 'Holidays' Category

Plateau on Ice

Monday, January 4th, 2010

It isn’t until I go ice skating on a first date and find myself whizzing past monumental Christmas trees and the lights of downtown that I remember I really enjoy moving my meat suit. Don’t do that, by the way. Suggest ice skating for a first date, I mean. It sounds all carefree and adventurous [...]

Popeye I Am Not

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

I Didn’t Come Home With a Hissing Black Cat, But It Was Close

Monday, December 7th, 2009

No One’s Lips are that Red, Faux Vamp or No

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

I Bet the Pilgrims Liked Drama

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

My New Favorite Camel

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

Hint: The Answer Is “E”

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Ringing In the New Year With Inexplicable Bruises

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Nothing Says Christmas Like a Plastic Cockroach

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Your Eyes Will Burn and Your Arms Will Chafe in Phantom Polyester Sympathy

Thursday, December 11th, 2008