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A Psychic Would Have Figured This Out Faster

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Psychic ability is said to be helped along by head injuries – especially if you clonk yourself in the center of the forehead. When I was in first grade, I fell face first into the sharp metal edge of a cafeteria bench, slicing myself under the left eye so blood poured festively all down the [...]

If This Doesn’t Make Any Sense, I Blame The Fever

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

Who’s In There?

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

Recovering Perfectionists Don’t Wear Neon Yellow Pants

Wednesday, February 10th, 2010

Right Here, Right Now

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

I Need a First World Problems Hashtag

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

What, You Don’t Think Stalking Neil Patrick Harris Until He Agrees To Be My Best Friend Is a Good Life Goal?

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Zen Is a Long Way Off. In the Meantime, I’ll Settle for Reasonably Cheerful.

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Soup and Silver Linings

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Electronic Equivalent of Cleaning the Shower Drain. You’re Welcome.

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009