What, You Don’t Think Stalking Neil Patrick Harris Until He Agrees To Be My Best Friend Is a Good Life Goal?

Posted by Moose on January 11th, 2010. Filed under: Daily.

Kitchen appliances that do improbable things like grate three potatoes with the flip of a switch or juice a whole apple in 3.2 seconds inspire me. Yes, really. I hesitate to say that I aim to emulate my juicer, but I’d like to become less predictable and more improbable. Predictable is a decided improvement over never knowing when I’ll suddenly be anxious and sniveling and convinced the world is going to end, NO, REALLY THIS TIME (hi, PMS! what a pleasure to host you yet again!), but I’d like to stop defining myself by these quirks in my biology and character and start defining myself by the really cool shit I do.

Like, I don’t know, hunting a mountain lion through the Sahara or stalking Neil Patrick Harris until he decides I’m the most delightful thing he’s ever met and has dinner with me.

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6 Responses to What, You Don’t Think Stalking Neil Patrick Harris Until He Agrees To Be My Best Friend Is a Good Life Goal?

  1. Teej
    January 11th, 2010 at 8:55 pm

    The NPH plan sounds much less… potentially deadly than the mountain lion plan. Don’t go making me worry now.

  2. Angel
    January 11th, 2010 at 10:14 pm

    NPH is amazing. Seriously. AMAZING. I <3 How I Met Your Mother, Dr. Horrible, and all his appearances in the Harold and Kumar movies. Find him, make him yours, then host a huge party with him there and invite me. :D

  3. Anna
    January 12th, 2010 at 2:15 am

    This is totally the best “things I want to do in 2010″-post I have read so far. You need to get both of those done this year. On 31-12-10 I will be back here and there had better be pictures.

  4. Locusts and Wild Honey
    January 12th, 2010 at 10:31 am

    You should follow the NPH on Twitter. It’s very entertaining!

    Also, after you become besties, can you invite me to the occasional hang out? I’m a big fan.

  5. jennifer in sf
    January 12th, 2010 at 11:05 am

    I think stalking NPH is an entirely admirable life goal. If he lived here I’d probably be staked out across from his apartment right now.

  6. the wino
    January 12th, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    I’m so tired I actually had to reread the post to figure out what NPH meant. I need to enroll in remedial blog reading.

    Also? I haven’t read you for all that long, but you seem delightfully unpredictable. That may not have sounded quite like I wanted to. Someone I’d want to stalk celebrities with after testing out the Magic Bullet. That didn’t sound quite right either.

    Time for bed.

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