Archive for November, 2009

No One’s Lips are that Red, Faux Vamp or No

Sunday, November 29th, 2009

The funeral was lovely. We stuffed the deceased with cornbread and brined it in booze. I should mention that my use of “we” is somewhat misleading, as all I did was nap and demand more hot chocolate. I also played Scrabble with my mom, something I enjoy because she lets me get away with words [...]

I Bet the Pilgrims Liked Drama

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

The Relaxer

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Zen Is a Long Way Off. In the Meantime, I’ll Settle for Reasonably Cheerful.

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

The Answer is 42

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Ode to My Bookshelf

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Unemployment. Or Being Employed By Life. No, Seriously.

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Calvin Coolidge. Apparently.

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

In The “It’s About Damn Time” Category…

Monday, November 9th, 2009

Soup and Silver Linings

Thursday, November 5th, 2009