Random Question in Ever-So-Slightly Uncomfortable Pseudo-Social Work Situation:

Posted by Moose on July 29th, 2009. Filed under: Random Lists.

“So. You commute, huh? What do you do on the train?”

Far Better Answers Than The One Actually Given:

“I make voodoo dolls out of empty Pepsi cans.”

“I systematically skin the seats to make myself a warm winter coat.”

“I perform Satanic rituals with a black sweatshirt, a Bic lighter, and an indomitable will.”

“I eat whole roast chickens with my fingers.”

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12 Responses to Random Question in Ever-So-Slightly Uncomfortable Pseudo-Social Work Situation:

  1. Elizabeth

    I’m assuming the answer they actually gave was, “I stick a hand in my pocket and play”?

  2. May @ Anne and May

    Wait, who gave the answer? Is this what you said? Or what someone else said?

    I had lived in NYC for a long time before I realized a shockingly high number of people play the game, If Armageddon happens right now and only the people on this train survive, who would I sleep with to keep the human race alive? Or would I let it die out, given the options…

    It’s actually kind of a fun game, but I didn’t invent it.

  3. Moose

    I wasn’t even part of the conversation (I believe the official answer given was “read the paper”). I just jumped in with the conversation post-mortem. Because I am obnoxious that way.

  4. Kavita

    :-)

    Here’s one for you. How big is your family?
    I will translate that for you once I hear your spontaneously interesting answer.:D
    Btw, that was a question posed by the boss to a colleague(I was there), during itty bitty intro time.

  5. FunnyGal KAT

    Is this a common question? I mean, how many answers can there really be? Read, sleep, listen to music… anything else someone is doing on the train, I probably don’t want to know about!

  6. Kristabella

    What kind of question is that? Like there’s a carousel on the train?

    I would have been all “oh, you know, the usual – dance a jig naked while spitting tobacco into my spittoon!”

  7. Gaby

    Just wanted to say thanks for your feedback on not eating sugar. Happy Friday!

  8. jennifer in sf

    “It rubs the lotion on its skin.”

  9. Skeezix

    I have a short commute so it’s not really a factor.

    Like May I occasionally play the Armageddon game. I didn’t realize other people played it too!

  10. Mountain Momma

    How about: “I eat fellow commuters who ask me stupid questions, and then I make a sculpture out of their bones.”
    Bet you’d never get asked that question again!

  11. slynnro

    I’ll presume that chicken answer relates back to Regan?

  12. Kerri Anne

    Eavesdroppers UNITE. That’s my favorite thing to do on the train. (Or any form of public transit really. Sometimes I even rock my headphones while not really listening to anything just to eavesdrop all secret-agent-like. Ha!)

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