Archive for June, 2009

Houdini Could Make a Fortune Teaching Seminars To People Like Me

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Needing three separate keys to get into your house is generally a good thing – especially when you live at street level in a neighborhood that’s part hipster, part dodge-the-mace. But it abruptly ceases to be a good thing when you shut the door behind you and realize you only have two keys. It was [...]

Now All I Need Is a Butler To Carry My Cards On a Silver Platter

Monday, June 1st, 2009

About a month ago, I was waiting for the train on my way to dinner. I was all decked out in clothes that usually molder in the back of my closet – green silk dress, high heels, and black gunk on my eyes. Tip to any San Franciscans who want to get hit on: Wear [...]