Archive for May, 2009

Eternal Sunshine of the Neurotic Mind

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

I made an astounding discovery last week. YOU DON’T NEED A MICROWAVE TO MAKE POPCORN. That’s right, you can make it right there on your stove! Just like they used to do way back in 1966, when nobody had microwaves. Genius!
What’s astounding about this discovery is how long it took me to make it. I’ve been hankering for popcorn ever [...]

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My New Favorite Camel

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

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Less Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered. More Bedraggled, Besmattered, and Besmirched.

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

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And We All Fell Asleep Half an Hour Later

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Fine

Friday, May 15th, 2009

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I Still Don’t Understand That Sign

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

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Demonstrating Who’s Boss (Hint: Me)

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

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I Really Wish She’d Saved That Pepper

Monday, May 4th, 2009

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