Comments on: Because Third-Grade Essays entitled “What I Did This Weekend” Never Go Out of Style

By: Julie

Julie — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 22:09:38 +0000

I hope it’s okay that you’re my hero. I don’t watch the Bachelor, but I love that you want to give him a thesaurus.

A few years ago, someone posted a HILARIOUS shot of a scary-ass emu, something like this (warning!):
http://www.jdmpics.com/animals/emu-2.jpg

By: Kerri Anne

Kerri Anne — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 01:43:10 +0000

OK, but that girl who went and threw up because of The Drama, wasn’t she the same girl who was then making fun of the other girls and playing dress-up at the end of the show? Or maybe I’m confused. I have an long standing issue with reality shows wherein my issue is: everyone starts to look the same and I start calling Keira Kyra, or Alice.

(Hurrah! for your daily exercising. That’s tres awesome.)

By: Marin

Marin — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:51:56 +0000

The Bachelor is like my legal crack. (Not that I use illegal, actual crack. Just so you know.) My roommate turned to me after that one girl ran out of the room to go puke and said, “Like he’s going to eliminate her after that. She’s GOOD.” If Stephanie with the Heart of Gold does not win, I’m going to kick Jason’s tush.

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 16:23:25 +0000

I can’t get into this season of The Bachelor. I fell asleep on the couch trying to watch last week’s episode. Two hours is just too long.

This also might be because I watch too many dating reality shows on VH1 and there are not enough strippers and crazy people and trainwrecks on the Bachelor.

By: movin' down the road

movin' down the road — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:28:36 +0000

Tuesday certainly felt like New Year’s.

By: metalia

metalia — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:25:05 +0000

Okay, I CANNOT GET PAST the freak-ass chicken. I keep looking at it, and not knowing whether or mot to giggle uproariously or shriek and flee from the room. One thing is for certain: that mofo would motivate the SHIT out of me.

By: ali

ali — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:40:57 +0000

the bachelor is total porn to me. i can’t freakin’ turn away from it. catty, obnoxious women all thrown together fighting for one person??? there’s NOTHING better!

By: jennifer in sf

jennifer in sf — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:56:28 +0000

I might need that chicken. My repeated plans to exercise more have been blown off by the flimsiest of excuses lately.

Also, dancing with the tourists at the Tonga Room is MANDATORY. Anyone who does not do so, has not truly been to the Tonga Room.

By: Nora

Nora — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 12:16:43 +0000

Go crazy chickens!

By: Camels & Chocolate

Camels & Chocolate — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 07:02:54 +0000

Anne & Moose: God may love us, but my DVR sure doesn’t. For the second time (out of just three episodes), it has failed me! GRRRRRR. Maybe if I come watch it with you guys next time, things will go right for once.