Hint: The Answer Is “E”

Posted by Moose on January 6th, 2009. Filed under: Tis the Season.

On New Year’s Eve, I… 

a. Stole a Christmas tree.

b. Lit it on fire.

c. Was accidentally fondled by a hot girl.

d. Found myself four seconds shy of getting caught in a rather compromising position by two inquisitive strangers.

e. All of the above.

Video proof of everything but the accidental flashing (courtesy of aforementioned hot girl): Feel the Burn

Notable for bourbon-fueled caroling and sheepish post-grope apology. In other words, crank up the sound. And feel free to cover your ears when I start warbling.

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10 Responses to Hint: The Answer Is “E”

  1. Camels & Chocolate

    I was momentarily perplexed by d–that is until Scott kindly reminded me of your near run (pee?)-in with Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum.

    And I’d fondle you again, just so you know…highlight of my NYE, of course! =)

  2. TWNT

    Damn, i just stayed in. I’m so lame.

  3. Moose

    C & C: I will never forget those quickly approaching foot steps and their bright, shiny faces popping up in the exact place I had pulled down my drawers mere seconds earlier. I think that deserves a hearty “YEEKS!”

  4. Peter Varvel

    Oh, my. That was just like Madonna’s video for ‘Like a Prayer,’ what with the cross and the burning flames and everything.
    Just like!
    I’m glad Beulah was safely tethered!

  5. movin' down the road

    sounds goooood fun.

  6. ali

    hey…how come she didn’t fondle me??? am jealous ;) also? am spending NYE with you next year!

  7. Kristabella

    I knew the answer without the hint. Because I read the recap on said hot girl’s blog.

    Also, can I come to that tree burning party next year? PLEASE?

  8. amy

    I was fondled by a hot girl once. She was trying to be subtle while giving me a hug (we had actually just met so the hug was a little, um, weird). It was pretty awesome, though. Very flattering. And of course, to this day, my boyfriend still fondly remembers it and brings it up on occasion.

  9. jennifer in sf

    Hilarious. I hear being fondled by a hot girl brings more good luck than that whole kissing at midnight thing. So prepare to wallow in luck.

    Also, I love how you attracted that little crowd of drumming and flute-playing(?) hippies. And people ask me why I moved back to California sometimes!

  10. Kerri Anne

    I was bummed we didn’t get to light Norm on fire this year, which would sound really strange if I wasn’t talking about my (ex) Christmas tree.

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