Hint: The Answer Is “E”
Posted by Moose on January 6th, 2009. Filed under: Tis the Season.On New Year’s Eve, I…
a. Stole a Christmas tree.
b. Lit it on fire.
c. Was accidentally fondled by a hot girl.
d. Found myself four seconds shy of getting caught in a rather compromising position by two inquisitive strangers.
e. All of the above.
Video proof of everything but the accidental flashing (courtesy of aforementioned hot girl): Feel the Burn.
Notable for bourbon-fueled caroling and sheepish post-grope apology. In other words, crank up the sound. And feel free to cover your ears when I start warbling.
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January 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I was momentarily perplexed by d–that is until Scott kindly reminded me of your near run (pee?)-in with Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum.
And I’d fondle you again, just so you know…highlight of my NYE, of course! =)
January 6th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Damn, i just stayed in. I’m so lame.
January 6th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
C & C: I will never forget those quickly approaching foot steps and their bright, shiny faces popping up in the exact place I had pulled down my drawers mere seconds earlier. I think that deserves a hearty “YEEKS!”
January 6th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Oh, my. That was just like Madonna’s video for ‘Like a Prayer,’ what with the cross and the burning flames and everything.
Just like!
I’m glad Beulah was safely tethered!
January 6th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
sounds goooood fun.
January 7th, 2009 at 7:57 am
hey…how come she didn’t fondle me??? am jealous
also? am spending NYE with you next year!
January 7th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
I knew the answer without the hint. Because I read the recap on said hot girl’s blog.
Also, can I come to that tree burning party next year? PLEASE?
January 7th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I was fondled by a hot girl once. She was trying to be subtle while giving me a hug (we had actually just met so the hug was a little, um, weird). It was pretty awesome, though. Very flattering. And of course, to this day, my boyfriend still fondly remembers it and brings it up on occasion.
January 7th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Hilarious. I hear being fondled by a hot girl brings more good luck than that whole kissing at midnight thing. So prepare to wallow in luck.
Also, I love how you attracted that little crowd of drumming and flute-playing(?) hippies. And people ask me why I moved back to California sometimes!
January 10th, 2009 at 2:05 am
I was bummed we didn’t get to light Norm on fire this year, which would sound really strange if I wasn’t talking about my (ex) Christmas tree.