Yes, I’m Embarrassed
Posted by Moose on December 19th, 2008. Filed under: Wee Apartment.Because my apartment has looked like this for the past week and because my stereo seems to be inadvertently playing bagpipe music.
If I haven’t posted two drastically different (and by “different” I mean “clean”) photos by the end of the night, please come over and pummel me. I’ll consider it a kindness.


December 19th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
What happened to the beeyootius apartment we saw after you went on your JC Penney’s shopping spree?
Although you have been sick so I guess you have a valid excuse. I guess I’ll let it slide this time. If you ever want help cleaning (or pummeling, and don’t mind another sicko–I started with a sore throat yesterday), I’m not that far away.
December 19th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
I’m proud to say the first picture is almost clean and complete.
(Girds mental loins for second – and far more daunting – half.)
December 19th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
We have the same desk! Or, well, you and I and Chris have the same desk. Triplets!
December 19th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Can I say from afar how much I love you right now? I was beginning to get the feeling I was the only decent person on earth with a messy apartment. Honestly, my neighbor dragged me in today to look at her “crazy” roommate’s bedroom and its mess—uh, it was a lot cleaner than mine. Same woman looked at a 4 year old picture of me on my fridge not long ago and said “Ooooh, you looked so young and sweet! What happened?!?!?!?!
I love you, not her. Nuh uh.
December 19th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Our apartment is a huge, sloppy mess right now too. Time to SUMMON THE ROBOT. (No, really. We just got a robot. He’s charging and will be Roombaing the floors tomorrow!)
December 19th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Oh no! I hate when that happens.
I’m rooting for a win tonight. I bet your diligently cleaning as we all type.
December 19th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
STILL CLEANING. HAVE YET TO EAT DINNER.
SEND MAID AND MASSEUSE.
And someone to tear my fingers off the caps lock button.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
If you add cat hair tumbleweeds to those photos, that’s what my place looks like.