Archive for December, 2008

Ringing In the New Year With Inexplicable Bruises

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Am I the only person at work today? I arrived in record time (meaning, only five minutes late, rather than ten or twenty) because I plowed straight across the street without having to wait for the hordes of commuters to file onto the freeway while clutching steering wheels with whitened knuckles and looking vicious. It was chill and [...]

Nothing Says Christmas Like a Plastic Cockroach

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

Pizza Delivery and a Keg of Beer Will Be On My Next Credit Card Statement, Courtesy of My Delinquent Wallet

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Nine Hours Later, I Proclaim My Mastery

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Yes, I’m Embarrassed

Friday, December 19th, 2008

The Fever Is Coming In Handy

Thursday, December 18th, 2008

Wherein I’m Melodramatic. Cold Ears Will Do That To a Person.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

Your Eyes Will Burn and Your Arms Will Chafe in Phantom Polyester Sympathy

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

‘Tis The Season To Jab Your Eyes Out With a Peppermint Stick

Monday, December 8th, 2008

Next Time You See a Squirrel, Give It a Stern Talking To

Thursday, December 4th, 2008