Comments on: My Lease Expires in Seven Months

By: skeezix

skeezix — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:59:45 +0000

Very few landlords allow pets here, I blame it entirely on college students who allow their pets to destroy apartments. Yet no one care to listen that I’m nearly 30 and clearly more responsible than a college student.

I want a dog too. I would like a merle great dane- big, huge loveable dog.

By: Peter Varvel

Peter Varvel — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:07:25 +0000

Dear Moose,
Thanks for suggesting the use of the toilet brush.
I like it very much. After trying it out, however, I’ve decided to go back to using paper.

By: jennifer in sf

jennifer in sf — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:55:13 +0000

I already have a cat-dog (he’s a cat, but you’d hardly know it), but now I need to get me a Paco. If you figure out how to work that match.com magic, please share your secrets.

By: Diane

Diane — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:59:03 +0000

Pound puppies are the best.thing.ever! We had one for 8 years before we had to say good bye and she was the best thing I ever did! I can’t even go into the shelter without weeping!

But now I am feeling the need for a shirtless man named Paco to bring me a drink and it is only 9am here. I know what I am going to think about all day!

By: Nora

Nora — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:25:56 +0000

Oops, that should say, “I’d recommend streaming invicta fm, but I’m not sure…”

By: Nora

Nora — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 08:24:57 +0000

So right after our Maldives discussion, I heard that one of the radio stations here is giving away a trip to, you guessed it – the Maldives. I have to listen to the morning show all week next week. (I’m not sure Jenny’s going to be so into that!) But, I’m not sure the crap morning talk and pop at 1 am for you would be worth it…

By: Loralee

Loralee — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:58:35 +0000

I have wanted a little tiny dog for forever, but James is allergic. BOO.

By: Moose

Moose — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:46:15 +0000

That’s what I get for not clarifying. Scrawny boys tan too. But Paco rhymes with Taco – which practically guarantees a match made in blogger heaven.

By: Angella

Angella — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:41:42 +0000

OK. The name Paco makes me laugh because I went to high school with a Paco. He was a scrawny, geeky, TINY dude.

Might I suggest an Enrique? Or a Hulio?
(Apparently I like the Iglesisas’)

By: Moose

Moose — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:44:59 +0000

I think Match.com needs a search engine that allows you to type “tanned + understands tequila and dog cleanup + named Paco” – and then delivers Paco to your door via next-day FedEx.

Surely, there’s a Paco somewhere in the world. Match.com needs to find him for me. Yes.