Comments on: I Should Have Offered Him an Almond

By: ExSchutz

ExSchutz — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:08:27 +0000

Isn’t it weird how mean angry people can ruin your day? You should have given him charts and graphs of all your problems.

By: Kristabella

Kristabella — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:43:36 +0000

Next time that happens with some asshat all worried about his bumper tell him to stop parking on the damn street!

Nicked and tapped bumpers COME WITH THE TERRITORY!

And in fact, when people totally box me in, I do more than tap. On purpose. (Don’t ever park behind me.)

By: Camels & Chocolate

Camels & Chocolate — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:35:37 +0000

I sure hope it was your jackass neighbor who towed my ass. Serves him right! (Was it a white car?)

By: Angella

Angella — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:52:58 +0000

Dumbass.

(Him. Not you. You are actually quite lovely.)

I would never get out of bed if I had that comforter. IKEA is my happy place.

By: Rhi

Rhi — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:55:21 +0000

If I did not have a back up beeper on my car (inside) EVERYONE would be yelling “Do you have a problem?” at me. Amen for back up beepers.

By: ali

ali — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:01:26 +0000

what a total douche.
seriously.

By: Anonymous New York

Anonymous New York — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:54:09 +0000

I like the Brian Andreas picture and the comforter is so… comfy looking. The picture makes you want to crawl right in. Er, if it was my own bed, that is. I’m not THAT kind of girl.

By: Nothing But Bonfires

Nothing But Bonfires — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:24:30 +0000

“Do you have a problem?” baffles me. Did he think you were getting PERSONAL with the bumper-bumping? Like you had a problem with HIM? Like maybe he’d snubbed you in the grocery store a week ago and you’d followed him home and figured out what car he had and waited until you could get into yours and RAM THE BACK OF HIS TO DEMONSTRATE YOUR PROBLEM WITH HIM? I mean, what the hell, random car guy? You should have shouted “It’s not always about YOU, dude!” That’s what I would have done. In my head, of course. Ten minutes after the fact.

By: Peter Varvel

Peter Varvel — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:23:21 +0000

You should get one of those teensy smart fortwo cars.
Mine’s being delivered this fall! My anticipation of it fills me with such joy that it could count as three things that make me happy all on its own!

By: georgia

georgia — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 15:05:33 +0000

My favorite comeback to anyone who took it upon themselves to be an asshole when I lived in SF was “You live in a fucking city! What do you expect?!”
I’d say this even when I was in the wrong…and honestly, that guy lives in a fucking city, a hilly city to boot! Not expecting a scratch on his preeeshious car every now and then is foolish. I really don’t think you were in the wrong. You acted with much more self control than I would have (think lobbing loose change towards his head).
Hope your day gets better.