Comments on: Now All I Need Is Towering Hair

By: The Over-Thinker

The Over-Thinker — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 01:34:34 +0000

Do you think she’s hiding “internet” in her hair?

By: Jemima

Jemima — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:51:12 +0000

OH! OH! I’ve SEEN her! That’s more like a beehive, I think, than a bouffant, but it’s BIG.

By: Leah

Leah — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 00:22:44 +0000

I’m glad to hear that having internet hasn’t dissuaded you from your worldly hobbies (i.e., inciting dogs to riot).

By: Anne & May

Anne & May — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:48:32 +0000

Sometimes I like to sit around and remember the dark ages before Internet. HOw on earth did we even survive?

Remember how you had to look stuff in an ENCYCLOPEDIA?! Or like if someone couldn’t remember a song lyric, everyone just sat around and scratched their heads at the impossible puzzle???

By: ali

ali — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:09:39 +0000

see? the internet makes EVERYONE happy

By: Colleen

Colleen — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 18:57:54 +0000

Murphy’s Oil! How genius. I tried to make up for the lack of cleaning fluid in my Swiffer WetJet, and I used Pledge instead. Yes, I’ve almost killed myself nine times since then walking through the kitchen in socks.

By: qtilla

qtilla — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:56:56 +0000

How often do you actually get to hear someone say that they are grateful… and not in response to someone else doing them a favor?
That they are good, and things are good and they are thankful. (And no, ‘it could be better ifs’).

By: Diane

Diane — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 15:03:12 +0000

The next time you want to incite dogs to riot – toss bacon not pine cones. Works EVERY time.

Congratulations on getting your innernet (as my 5 year old niece pronounces it) working! I have a total picture in my head of the lady’s bouffant hairdo! It has just made my Monday morning.

By: Bill

Bill — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:02:52 +0000

When Al Gore and I invented the Internet we had you in mind.

“You know, Bill,” Al said, gazing wistfully across the bay, “when you and me are finished with this project, anybody in America, and I mean anybody, will be able to call up an image of a purple top hatted ferret just like that.” And he snapped his fingers for effect.

Choked with emotion, all I could manage was, “I’m not worthy, sir.”

By: Camels & Chocolate

Camels & Chocolate — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:44:20 +0000

Oh goodness, she has the Internets (referred to by some as simply “the e-mails”)! She’s never emerging again! Unless I lure her with promises of brunch at her doorstep mayhaps? Bar Jules? Anyone?