Archive for April, 2008

Ghost in the Machine

Monday, April 28th, 2008

As I walked out the door the morning we broke up, I deleted his numbers from my cell phone. A day later, I adjusted my blog so there was no mention of a relationship on my about page and the category devoted to the dog was gone. Last night, I erased my entire text message [...]

Now All I Need Is Towering Hair

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

How to Determine What You’re Worth (Sheepish Edition)

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

This Post Was Going to Be Longer, But the Coffee Shop is Closing

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

My Love Is True and Unyielding. Until the Fire Alarm Goes Off.

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

That Bike Helmet Will Come In Handy When I Trip Over Another Box

Monday, April 7th, 2008

Can’t Get Through Her Own Door With Her Own Key: CIA Recruitment Offer Rescinded

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

Emily

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008