Archive for March, 2008

No Longer Homeless

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Why was I homeless, you ask? Well, pull up a chair and I’ll tell you. Like the ancient mariner, it’s a tale of woe and shipwrecked adventure. Only with less shipwreck, less adventure, and an albatross-size portion of woe.
I’ve been homeless for the past week because my five year relationship ended rather abruptly last Tuesday [...]

My Alias is “Beached Whale”

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008

This Post Guarantees I Will Be On Death’s Front Stoop By Tomorrow

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Wind Beneath My Wings

Friday, March 14th, 2008

Memories of College in Manhattan: Part 2

Wednesday, March 12th, 2008

Notes from CubeVille

Monday, March 10th, 2008

Bargain Basement Tourettes

Friday, March 7th, 2008

I Will Change Your Life (With Stir-Fry)

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

The Undead Are Good at Balderdash

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008