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By: Moose in the Kitchen » Blog Archive » Five Years

Moose in the Kitchen » Blog Archive » Five Years — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 23:32:40 +0000

[...] what truly brings me joy. Like dancing in moose slippers, napping at the symphony, making hats for pasta ducks, and tipping [...]

By: Moose in the Kitchen » Blog Archive » Life Advice From Someone Who’s Not Me Because, Let’s Face It, We’re All Safer That Way

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 05:18:50 +0000

[...] Like putting a dollar bill in a go-go dancer’s g-string. Or sitting in the corner at a party sculpting pasta ducks in fetching headwear. I would love to do more bizarrely awesome things and write about them here. Take what brings me [...]

By: The Over-Thinker

The Over-Thinker — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:26:19 +0000

OOOOOoooo! I smell an Etsy Shop!

I can’t stop humming “Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match…” after seeing the Hungarian Grandma pasta. You kill me.

By: Heather B.

Heather B. — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:24:06 +0000

I am sitting here wondering if it is possible to cook the pasta duck. I am so cruel.

By: Moose

Moose — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:53:46 +0000

Leah: Here I have to admit that I sculpted the duck. Dave made all the hats. Which explains both the hat mastery and the complete lack of a proper beak.

Dave: For our next master work, I’m envisioning something entitled “Symphony in Onion Ring Major.” Or perhaps “Prelude to a Beet.”

May and Jemima: Duck l’orange is a crime against nature. And ducks.

Velocibadgergirl: Propositions are NEVER inappropriate. I will apply for the post immediately.

All Adither: It’s amazing how little thought randomness needs when one person is drunk and the other is hopped up on sugar. That said, AGES. Such genius takes time.

Leah, again: Oh dear. I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. The pasta duck is now cavorting merrily through fields of wildflowers on the pasta duck farm. (In other words, we fried him up and ate him.) (Not really.) (He got left at the party.) (I assume they laminated him and put him on a pedestal.)

By: Leah

Leah — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 22:42:47 +0000

I must know: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUCK?

By: All Adither

All Adither — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:01:28 +0000

How long did you have to think about these? Wildly funny.

By: dkaye

dkaye — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:59:43 +0000

Those are great! That would make for some interesting dumplings, huh.

By: velocibadgergirl

velocibadgergirl — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 23:38:38 +0000

Would it be inappropriate to ask you to be my girlfriend? Because this is HILARIOUS.

By: Jemima

Jemima — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 20:44:46 +0000

Dude, I’m with May up there. What is WITH duck a l’orange? But the duck is the cutest pasta foul ever. I had great fun meeting him on my fancy new iPhone.