Archive for January, 2008

When Calendars Make Guatemalan Goats Cry

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

On January 1, I was very excited to pull out my new calendar. Because 1) I am a shameless dweeb, and 2) This was to be The Planning Calendar. The one I could point to when asked “What are we doing this weekend?” or “What time is our appointment with the Guatemalan goat herd?” I [...]

California Wimps

Friday, January 4th, 2008

The entire central coast of California is getting pummeled right now. Sirens have been wailing all morning, and every so often I hear glass shattering down the street. I’m not used to actual weather, so wind shrieking between the houses makes me shiver like a dog confronted with a dust buster. I woke up this [...]

My Only New Year’s Resolution is to Stop Eating 9,000 Calories a Day

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

New Year’s Eve was a feast of greenery. Because eating greens on New Year’s brings you luck. And MONEY. So Jemima tossed three pounds of collard greens into the stew and I made the largest spinach salad ever hefted onto a dinner table. (If you’re worried about this excess of healthy veggies, allow me to [...]