MooseLibs
Posted by Moose on January 24th, 2008. Filed under: My Brain Needs a Drink.My grasp of words has been [_____] today. I keep pausing mid-sentence, snapping my fingers while my mouth silently opens and closes like a [_____] sturgeon, trying to remember what combination of letters express an idea like “fork”. It’s disconcerting, especially when I find myself in the company of people who expect conversation more [_____] than I usually bestow on the dog and the couch.
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January 24th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Welcome to MY world!
January 24th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
I offer the following options for your blanks:
sporadic
hungry, angry
enlightening
OR:
stultified
f**king
g-rated
January 24th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
We all have those days were we completely, you know, with the losing of the words? That thing? Oh, yeah: forget. Thanks.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:19 am
Ha ha ha, you’re turning into your mother. (Not that that is a bad thing. Hi Moose’s Maw!)
January 25th, 2008 at 6:10 am
shitty
drunk
compelling
January 25th, 2008 at 8:05 am
That’s really creative. Mad Libs are fun.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:15 am
non-existent
stupid
stimulating
January 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I imagine that’s what happens when one has children.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Not that you have children, but you get my drift. Comparable.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
It’s Nutrasweet, I tell ya. It’s eating away at our short-term memory. I swear to Buddha there’s a direct, um . . . (crap)uh . . . correlation! when I allow myself to indulge in the evil blue packets at any given java joint.
Who are you, again?
January 27th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
In true madlibs spirit, I went and stuck my finger on three different spots in the dictionary:
quarrel
nag
lyrebird
Wow, you were having word problems.
January 28th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I’m so glad other people’s vocabularies are working. My faith in human-kind is renewed.
February 3rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
That was hilarious! I have days like that all too often. Glad I’m not the only one, though I suppose I shouldn’t wish it on anyone just so I feel less lonely.