Comments on: The Dog Wants a Job http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/ Mon, 16 Jan 2012 03:46:10 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Sunny http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9854 Sunny Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:57:47 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9854 I mentioned this want ad to a few furry friends of mine, but since I only know cats, I doubt you want the openings they suggested. Especially the ones that were not physically possible. (I don't think, anyway.) Those kittens have dreadfully bloodthirsty minds - but on the bright side, they do have quite cheap rates if she wants anything done about a certain poodle. I mentioned this want ad to a few furry friends of mine, but since I only know cats, I doubt you want the openings they suggested. Especially the ones that were not physically possible. (I don’t think, anyway.) Those kittens have dreadfully bloodthirsty minds – but on the bright side, they do have quite cheap rates if she wants anything done about a certain poodle.

]]> By: norabarnacle http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9842 norabarnacle Thu, 10 Jan 2008 15:56:01 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9842 Is it the dog that really wants the job? Or, is it the owner that wants to rip off the dog's well-earned cash to fund her own treats? Oh my god, you're a dog pimp. Is it the dog that really wants the job? Or, is it the owner that wants to rip off the dog’s well-earned cash to fund her own treats? Oh my god, you’re a dog pimp.

]]> By: She Likes Purple http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9833 She Likes Purple Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:14:58 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9833 I have a dog that needs to be taught a thing or two about squirrel domination. Let's set up an interview. I think this may work out. I have a dog that needs to be taught a thing or two about squirrel domination. Let’s set up an interview. I think this may work out.

]]> By: All Adither http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9820 All Adither Wed, 09 Jan 2008 05:48:53 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9820 I might have an opening up here in Seattle. Hee. I might have an opening up here in Seattle. Hee.

]]> By: kerrianne http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9819 kerrianne Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:46:04 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9819 We thought Iggy was becoming interested in The Humping Of Inanimate Things, but then we realized it was just gas. Or him chewing inanimate things. Like Chris' speaker cables. Phew. We thought Iggy was becoming interested in The Humping Of Inanimate Things, but then we realized it was just gas. Or him chewing inanimate things. Like Chris’ speaker cables. Phew.

]]> By: Peter Varvel http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9818 Peter Varvel Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:04:49 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9818 Hi, Meeka, Thank you for submitting your resume. We are impressed with your list of credits and experience, and we feel you'd make a great addition to our cat-chasing-and-tormenting team. While the squirrels here are normally out of reach, in the trees, on the backyard walls, and even on the old telephone wires, we do have a bratty four month old kitten who still needs to learn better respect for canines. We'd like to make an appointment for you to come in and meet our co-supervisors, Those Guys That Are Usually Gone All Day. (They are both gullible pushovers who usually let us have our way, eventually). You are welcome to come visit any time, here in the greater Los Angeles area, either for a play date, or for an extended stay for when your humans feel they must put you in a kennel during vacation season. We have a comfortable day room, easy access to the roomy backyard, lots of toys to chew, and numerous treats which are varied and consistent. You are even welcome to sleep in the people bed, at night, if you don't mind snuggling with four more. Moxie and Prudence, Reigning Pug Monarchs Hi, Meeka,
Thank you for submitting your resume.
We are impressed with your list of credits and experience, and we feel you’d make a great addition to our cat-chasing-and-tormenting team.
While the squirrels here are normally out of reach, in the trees, on the backyard walls, and even on the old telephone wires, we do have a bratty four month old kitten who still needs to learn better respect for canines.
We’d like to make an appointment for you to come in and meet our co-supervisors, Those Guys That Are Usually Gone All Day. (They are both gullible pushovers who usually let us have our way, eventually).
You are welcome to come visit any time, here in the greater Los Angeles area, either for a play date, or for an extended stay for when your humans feel they must put you in a kennel during vacation season.
We have a comfortable day room, easy access to the roomy backyard, lots of toys to chew, and numerous treats which are varied and consistent. You are even welcome to sleep in the people bed, at night, if you don’t mind snuggling with four more.

Moxie and Prudence, Reigning Pug Monarchs

]]> By: Angella http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2008/01/08/resume/comment-page-1/#comment-9817 Angella Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:30:15 +0000 http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/?p=583#comment-9817 I love your dog. And I am not a huge dog fan. :) I love your dog. And I am not a huge dog fan.

:)

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