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	<title>Comments on: True Hollywood Story of a Girl with a Broken Vagina and a Baseball Bat, Part I</title>
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		<title>By: Moose in the Kitchen &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick (Part III)</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moose in the Kitchen &#187; Blog Archive &#187; Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick (Part III)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] I is here, part II is [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Moose in the Kitchen &#187; True Story, Broken Vagina, Baseball Bat, Etc: Part II</title>
		<link>http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2007/11/12/true-hollywood-story-of-a-girl-with-a-broken-vagina-and-a-baseball-bat-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-9046</link>
		<dc:creator>Moose in the Kitchen &#187; True Story, Broken Vagina, Baseball Bat, Etc: Part II</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] (This is a series. If you&#8217;re trying to read this backwards on Google Reader, you may want to start here. Story officially begins here.) [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] (This is a series. If you&#8217;re trying to read this backwards on Google Reader, you may want to start here. Story officially begins here.) [...]</p>
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		<title>By: CrankMama</title>
		<link>http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2007/11/12/true-hollywood-story-of-a-girl-with-a-broken-vagina-and-a-baseball-bat-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-8857</link>
		<dc:creator>CrankMama</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 02:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I had no idea Craig and his friends could be such a letdown. Glad you&#039;ve moved on!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I had no idea Craig and his friends could be such a letdown. Glad you&#8217;ve moved on!</p>
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		<title>By: Heather B.</title>
		<link>http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2007/11/12/true-hollywood-story-of-a-girl-with-a-broken-vagina-and-a-baseball-bat-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-8855</link>
		<dc:creator>Heather B.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 00:35:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So what you&#039;re saying here is that it&#039;s perfectly OK that I&#039;m a late bloomer? I&#039;m good on the boobs part. In fact I&#039;m better than OK and there are several Flickr photos in various accounts that document that. But I&#039;m waaaaaaay late with other things. Things that would be best discussed in email rather than in front of several hundred people.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So what you&#8217;re saying here is that it&#8217;s perfectly OK that I&#8217;m a late bloomer? I&#8217;m good on the boobs part. In fact I&#8217;m better than OK and there are several Flickr photos in various accounts that document that. But I&#8217;m waaaaaaay late with other things. Things that would be best discussed in email rather than in front of several hundred people.</p>
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		<title>By: Maya</title>
		<link>http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2007/11/12/true-hollywood-story-of-a-girl-with-a-broken-vagina-and-a-baseball-bat-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-8850</link>
		<dc:creator>Maya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 07:51:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Note from your boobs: They migrated to my chest, along with mine. If I could send them back, I certainly would. Can&#039;t wait to hear the rest!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Note from your boobs: They migrated to my chest, along with mine. If I could send them back, I certainly would. Can&#8217;t wait to hear the rest!</p>
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		<title>By: Amanda Hope</title>
		<link>http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2007/11/12/true-hollywood-story-of-a-girl-with-a-broken-vagina-and-a-baseball-bat-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-8831</link>
		<dc:creator>Amanda Hope</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 20:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Moose?  Dude, where&#039;d you go?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Moose?  Dude, where&#8217;d you go?</p>
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		<title>By: Maya</title>
		<link>http://www.mooseinthekitchen.com/2007/11/12/true-hollywood-story-of-a-girl-with-a-broken-vagina-and-a-baseball-bat-part-i/comment-page-1/#comment-8818</link>
		<dc:creator>Maya</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 20:11:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m with Sunny. Give me an accent (from another country, not part of the states) from ....anywhere and I&#039;m drooling. My husband knows this, and laughs at me regularly for my studious perusal of Clive Owen based films.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m with Sunny. Give me an accent (from another country, not part of the states) from &#8230;.anywhere and I&#8217;m drooling. My husband knows this, and laughs at me regularly for my studious perusal of Clive Owen based films.</p>
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		<title>By: Rich</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rich</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 05:17:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow... I can relate - except from the guy side.  (no suitable facial hair to speak of).  And I didn&#039;t have much of a serious relationship until about 25... at least one that was mutual.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow&#8230; I can relate &#8211; except from the guy side.  (no suitable facial hair to speak of).  And I didn&#8217;t have much of a serious relationship until about 25&#8230; at least one that was mutual.</p>
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		<title>By: Sunny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sunny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 05:09:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s so sad that I&#039;m a sucker for an accent. Any accent. Basically, if I can&#039;t understand a word that comes out of your mouth, I&#039;m done for. 

But I would be insatiably curious what&#039;s behind Door #2, because, really, people who don&#039;t want me are also strangely appealing. Hm. I think I&#039;ve reached an epiphany about my dating problems.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s so sad that I&#8217;m a sucker for an accent. Any accent. Basically, if I can&#8217;t understand a word that comes out of your mouth, I&#8217;m done for. </p>
<p>But I would be insatiably curious what&#8217;s behind Door #2, because, really, people who don&#8217;t want me are also strangely appealing. Hm. I think I&#8217;ve reached an epiphany about my dating problems.</p>
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		<title>By: OMSH</title>
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		<dc:creator>OMSH</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:20:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;d totally go for Door #2.  It is great to get beat up emotionally, no?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d totally go for Door #2.  It is great to get beat up emotionally, no?</p>
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