Comments on: I’m Also Thinking About World Peace

By: whoorl

whoorl — Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:08:49 +0000

MOOSE! I have been sitting here, waiting, for like WEEKS AND WEEKS for you to post something, anything!

I just figured you were on an extended vacation, but NO! Google Reader totally sucks and didn’t update me! (Note to self: Don’t be lazy and rely on Google Reader.)

Anyway, here I am! I missed you! Now, I must catch up on the last several weeks of your life.

By: Jeana

Jeana — Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:06:54 +0000

Hey…Moose! I met you waiting for the shuttle at BlogHer and then promptly forgot the name of your blog. But. I saw your picture at OMSH, wrote Heather and asked for your URL and now I’m here and happy! And you’re a little creeped out!

This post was hilarious. Glad I found you, I’ll be back!

By: bohemiangirl

bohemiangirl — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 15:07:24 +0000

…lifetime supply of freshly shed unicorn tears… bwahaha. Never heard of Bliss products but I’m thinking that may be a good thing because I don’t know what I’m missing. Right?

By: OMSH

OMSH — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 14:52:26 +0000

The fact that I barely even noticed when Kerflop shoved all our bliss products into her bag (after asking me if I wanted them first, of course) makes me want to cry my own version of unicorn tears.

By: Nothing But Bonfires

Nothing But Bonfires — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:35:57 +0000

My own special brand of glow? What are you IMPLYING? That I was SWEATY?

(Also, I took so much Bliss stuff from the housekeeping cart that I had to fill an entire SECOND quart-sized Ziploc bag and then I got into trouble at the airport, because if there’s one thing terrorists have it’s VERY SMALL BOTTLES OF SOAPY SOAP.)

(ALSO also: every time I use the Soapy Soap in the shower, I think of the scene in Anchorman where Will Ferrell goes “Scotchy scotchy scotch. I love scotch. Here it goes, down into my belly.”)

By: metalia

metalia — Thu, 02 Aug 2007 00:51:54 +0000

Nice try, attempting to get me to give up my shiny hair secrets. I’ll never tell! NEVAH! (Thank you, by the way.)

By: Moose

Moose — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 23:05:40 +0000

Chirky: I will send you the recipe. It is delicious and guaranteed to replenish all calories used in that wasteful dancing.

B2Be: Sadly, yes. I am all too aware of Sephora and its magical, life-altering properties. My credit card balance has explained it to me in a very firm tone. (Hence, I am not allowed to replenish my Bliss stock until I make some money with the freelance writing. Anyone need a freelance writer? Anyone?)

Catwalker: You must join the cult immediately. Mention my name. I get freebies for new inductees.

Leah: For the sake of our fledgling friendship, I will abstain. But in a few months, when everyone’s all comfortable, LOOK OUT!

Jhianna: Same goes. Freebies for me!

Kerflop: They make you fly.

By: kerflop

kerflop — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 22:55:38 +0000

Clearly, I need to investigate the little bottles of Bliss I swiped. I had no idea they held so much power.

CRANBERRY JUICE!

By: norabarnacle

norabarnacle — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 21:29:13 +0000

Oh good god! I don’t know who would be more upset if he had actually used the Bliss product, you or Mr. Moose. I’m totally picturing it…except for the being naked in the shower part. Tell Mr. Moose I’m not picturing that. I promise.

By the way, does your computer have a microphone? I chatted with E the other day and it was clear as crystal! Better and cheaper than a phone call, actually.

Glad to see you rocked the party in Chicago!

By: Jhianna

Jhianna — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:19:34 +0000

Huh – I feel like I’m being slowly indoctrinated into the Cult of Bliss. Lemon sage, you say?