Comments on: Demonstrating the Social Skills of a Five-Year-Old Who’s Just Been Denied a Twinkie

By: gorillabuns

gorillabuns — Mon, 20 Aug 2007 04:51:46 +0000

i missed the crying? man, i’m ALL ABOUT the crying in public. usually over spilt alcohol, etc.

you missed my near meltdown (crying episode) saturday evening.

before the walk through all of chicago and pizza.

By: chris

chris — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 20:37:40 +0000

I think the exact quote from HeatherB was, “Well… good luck with that.”

Don’t be surprised if I show up suddenly one day at your door.

By: Simon

Simon — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 19:48:59 +0000

Wow. Holly is too far away, and she’s even in the city? Leah and I have no hope whatsoever, seein’s as we’re all the way on the other side of the the Bay Bridge (known to City Folk as the Impenetrable Barrier).

-Simon.

By: Moose

Moose — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:37:49 +0000

I am so glad that everyone properly appreciates the cheese cubes.

Chirky, you must move to SF immediately. We can practice the worm together.

HB, hooray! We will huddle over our cocktails and plate of cheese and plot a hijack of the Cowgirl Creamery truck. (From whence the best cheese comes.)

Holly, you still need to move. You need to move CLOSER. You\’re entire neighborhoods removed. I need you a block away so I can show up at your doorstep and demand cookies while putting up my feet and taking control of the remote…. Oops. Now you\’ve left the state entirely.

By: Nothing But Bonfires

Nothing But Bonfires — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 18:29:12 +0000

Yes, there were CUBES OF CHEESE, although Moose and I spent most of the night chasing down the poor man carrying them — as such, he vanished after an hour or so, lest we start arguing over the last jalapeno-studded one.

Also, dude, what about your friends IN San Francisco! I’m already here! What am I, chopped liver? (Ew, that would go badly with cubes of cheese.)

By: Amanda

Amanda — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 16:15:04 +0000

OMgoodness, you are hilarious. I think it was Tea who turned me on to your blog and you crack me up.

By: Heather B.

Heather B. — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 11:37:46 +0000

I totally thought you were going to say “That bitch, HB, ran away for more wine in my hour of need”. But this is good and I AM coming to SF very soon actually. So we can embrace and eat cheese cubes together then.

By: kerrianne

kerrianne — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:59:03 +0000

Being denied a Twinkie is a serious offense where this gal comes from. (More log cabins.) I’m glad it was a success! Y’all are making me regret not selling my right kidney to buy a ticket. I mean, really. I only need one.

By: metalia

metalia — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:05:12 +0000

Wait. There were CUBES OF CHEESE?! Where was I?

By: chirky

chirky — Wed, 01 Aug 2007 00:12:47 +0000

Oh, believe me. We’re ALL trying to get to SF as quickly as possible. Like, NOW. I hope.