Respectfully Requesting Rematch

Posted by Moose on July 27th, 2007. Filed under: Friends.

I have found my people. I never thought my mecca would be the purple carpet of the W hotel, but it is so. Because you know what can be done on a purple carpet? The worm. And the worm, my friends, is awesome. Especially in thoroughbred racing form. Sure, there was some blatant cheating and some blatant cleavage, but I am proud to say I rose above my callow jealousy over having neither cleavage nor inventive cheating strategies.

(Schnozz, Chirky and Kerflop, you are my worm inspiration. Many thanks to Heather for her mad photography skills and her discreet cropping, which kept my underwear off the internet.)

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5 Responses to Respectfully Requesting Rematch

  1. chirky

    Dude, I’ll rematch ANYTIME. As long as I’m not wearing a dress.

  2. kerflop

    Cheating? I’m shocked! People should never, ever cheat. Lie and steal? Yes, but cheating, absolutely not. Especially where worming is concerned.

    You’re so much wonderfulness, I love you!

  3. Jhianna

    That looks like a complete blast :)

  4. OMSH

    I was so glad to be able to crop out your under-frillies. And? I have decided I’ll have to start practicing my worm skills to prepare for next year’s worm-off event.

  5. chris

    How did I not partake in The Worm?

    It was wonderful meeting you.

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