Comments on: Absence Makes the House Grow Cleaner

By: Emily

Emily — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 13:16:20 +0000

The mere thought of going away this weekend and coming home to chaos is making me sick to my stomach. You’d think men would love using the vacuum cleaner! It’s like a giant power tool!

By: Christina

Christina — Sat, 21 Jul 2007 00:59:08 +0000

Wow – I really wish that absence would make MY house grow cleaner! However, I am the only person who lives here, so sadly, when I arrived back home today after work, my apartment was NOT cleaner than when I left….

Bright side??? Umm…it was also NOT dirtier!

By: K

Fri, 20 Jul 2007 13:23:08 +0000

Hooray for momentary freedom!!

By: Sphincter

Sphincter — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:57:37 +0000

I LOVE cleaning the house, going away for several hours and coming back to find everything still clean. This has not happened in 8 years–(not so) coincidentally, the length of my marriage.

By: kerrianne

kerrianne — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 22:18:30 +0000

I want a dog so badly, but I am terrified of how much extra scrubbing and brushing and vacuuming will be thusly added to my already despised routine of cleanery.

(Um, also: At my office I arrange the magazines by genre, date and color. I’m completely hopeless.)

By: Jhianna

Jhianna — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:08:37 +0000

Oh yeah, there’s just no denying that face.

By: norabarnacle

norabarnacle — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 09:46:33 +0000

I hope you put bright, multi-colored sheets and pillows on the bed too!