Comments on: I Only Looked at Her Boobs for a Second

By: norabarnacle

norabarnacle — Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:36:25 +0000

This is your birthday song…it isn’t very long!

By: whyioughtta

whyioughtta — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 13:51:12 +0000

p.s. Left you a gmail re: drinks next week…my contact info is there. Hope we can meet up!

By: Nils

Nils — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 18:55:11 +0000

The bigger they are, the faster they fall. And lower. Boobs are fun to play with for a while, but they lack conversational skills.

By: Sphincter

Sphincter — Wed, 04 Jul 2007 02:06:03 +0000

It all sounds very mature and grown up, this chatting amiably with exes.

(She’s probably nothing without her Wonderbra.)

By: gasoline hobo

gasoline hobo — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 04:30:07 +0000

i’d go for career success. fewer back problems. unless you load trucks or throw bags of manure around.

By: Emily

Emily — Tue, 03 Jul 2007 00:21:43 +0000

Now this topic is something to be discussed over drinks! Oh the stories we shall tell!

That said, my boobs will never beat out anyone else’s boobs, ex or not. But maybe my ass has a chance.

By: Squid

Squid — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 23:46:14 +0000

I look at it this way, when you run into the exs, back up and run over him or her again, that makes me feel better!

By: Tracy27

Tracy27 — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 22:08:03 +0000

Ugh. I hate running into escaped exes. Especially the big-boobed ones (“gravity will have the last word on that” = awesome!). Although the drunk one at the bar in Tempe who cornered my soon-to-be husband in the parking lot and insisted, quite seriously and with weeping, that Fate had intended for them to cross paths again (after three years of no contact) and marry, so how could he POSSIBLY be getting hitched to someone else, thus ruining her future?? – was sort of entertaining.

By: Jhianna

Jhianna — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 18:14:02 +0000

Oy, who let the big boobed ex off the island? You just can’t get good help these days….

By: norabarnacle

norabarnacle — Mon, 02 Jul 2007 16:27:05 +0000

Career success is not always about distinction and self-worth is neither measured in career success nor bra size. (We must keep telling ourselves these things.) He picked you, babe. For zillions of reasons.