Archive for July, 2007

Demonstrating the Social Skills of a Five-Year-Old Who’s Just Been Denied a Twinkie

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

I have to admit, I was nervous about BlogHer. I come from a long line of hermits, hermits who sit in log cabins in the wilderness spit polishing the shotgun just in case that bastard squirrel from the next county strays into the vegetable patch again.
Fine, it’s only my dad who polishes his shotgun in [...]

Respectfully Requesting Rematch

Friday, July 27th, 2007

What I’ve Done With Unemployment So Far

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Welcome to Unemployment

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Absence Makes the House Grow Cleaner

Wednesday, July 18th, 2007

If On This Earth There Resides a Soul Less Classy Than Myself, Please Step Forward

Sunday, July 15th, 2007

God Bless American Goats

Saturday, July 7th, 2007

I Only Looked at Her Boobs for a Second

Monday, July 2nd, 2007