Without further ado, I present to you the winners of the Where’s Moose contest. Please control your excitement. Really, that violent weeping is unbecoming in a woman your age. It’s also a little startling in a man wearing a top hat. Actually, the only person who’s allowed to weep violently around here is me. Anyway. [...]
If I were to engage in a strength and endurance contest right now, maybe with free weights, I could be soundly beaten by a freshly hatched chick. One that’s missing a wing. And maybe a foot. We got home Sunday afternoon and I have since learned something very important about myself. Airplanes make me stupid. [...]
Tonight is the last night of our trip. I don’t want to sound churlish about a two-week vacation that didn’t involve my backyard and a beach towel, but I’m very excited to be getting on a plane tomorrow morning. Yes, the hotel room has towels that fold themselves but does it have a dog who [...]
