Questions for James Bond

Posted by Moose on May 15th, 2007. Filed under: Random Lists.

1. How is it possible for a woman’s mascara to remain unsmudged as she drowns in a Venetian canal?

2. How do you always have the exact piece of technology you need at the exact time you need it, yet you’re never wearing a tool belt or dragging a rolling suitcase stuffed with tracking devices and defibrillators behind you?

3. Where DOES a Nigerian terrorist hide a machete when he’s wearing a suit?


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1 Response to Questions for James Bond

  1. Jhianna

    Lessee here:

    1) Topeka, Kansas
    2) Tito Fuentes
    3) I’ll take “Anatomy Anomalies” for $400, Alex

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