Would You Like Some Ketchup With Those?

Posted by Moose on May 10th, 2007. Filed under: Nice Things.

Turning off Valencia Street after dinner, we passed a small grocery store. One of the worker’s leaves his small pug tied up next to the door, presumably so the dog can people watch and perfect his Spanish grammar. I’ve seen this dog before and he was very enthusiastic about receiving pets. Leaning down to pet him tonight, he freaked out.

And by freaked out, I mean TRIED TO EAT MY TOES.

Seriously. I don’t know if he was looking for a snack or if he wanted to scare me off and my toes were the highest he could reach, but he took full advantage of my decision to wear sandals. I have never skittered backward so fast in my life.

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1 Response to Would You Like Some Ketchup With Those?

  1. catwalker
    May 10th, 2007 at 11:46 pm

    that’s a pug’s way of saying

    “I’m from Dog-land, and I want a MEEEEEEEEEEEEEElion dollars.. (or to eat your toes)”

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