Archive for April, 2007

How You Know You’ve Picked the Right Person

Monday, April 30th, 2007

When your suggestion, “If we do ever get married? Let’s wait until I’m eight months pregnant, put me in a long white dress and give my dad a shotgun to bring to the ceremony!” is met with hysterical floor-pounding laughter, complimentary reflections on your total lack of good taste, and agreement.

Italian for Assholes

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Your Polish Ancestors Want Cake

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

It Was the Pirate Episode…Which Totally Rules

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

I Detect Hints of…Bubblegum*

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Staring Shrimpy Eyes

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Shoes Do Not Make the Drag Queen

Monday, April 9th, 2007

First Sentence of a First Draft

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Jesus Plays the Bass Clarinet

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007