Why Hypochondriacs Shouldn’t Watch Scrubs
Posted by Moose on March 13th, 2007. Filed under: Daily, Uncategorized.“I think I’m diabetic.”
“You’re not diabetic.”
“No, wait. Listen. The guy on Scrubs? Who was thirsty all the time? He had diabetes. I’m thirsty all the time.”
“You’re not diabetic.”
“But I eat way too much sugar. I could be diabetic.”
“You’re not diabetic.”
“I could lose a leg. Then you’ll regret your callous mockery.”
“You’re still not diabetic.”
“You know, my shoulder kind of hurts.”
“Hey! Maybe you’re diabetic!”
March 14th, 2007 at 8:26 am
Sounds vaguely familiar:
“My side hurts.”
“I’m sorry, did you pull something?”
“No, I think it’s a tumor.”
“It’s not a tumor .”
“You don’t know, it could be!”
“You’re right, it’s clearly a tumor…… I am your beneficiary, right?”
March 14th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Also avoid: WebMD.com…especially the “Symptom Checker.”
Hours of hypochondriac torment.