Meditations for Women Who SNAP

Posted by Moose on February 5th, 2007. Filed under: My Brain Needs a Drink.

“Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up….Too late.”

My mouth needs a rewind button. And maybe a detachable jaw for those haunches of beef I can never quite fit in one go.

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2 Responses to Meditations for Women Who SNAP

  1. kerrianne

    Oh, how I’ve been there. I find a meditational cookie (or three) helps.

  2. C.C.

    If you figure out how to do this, let me know.

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