Archive for February, 2007

Squirrels, I Rebuke Thee

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

I am trying to calm the squirrels of my mind. My brain squirrels race around on a little wheel (stolen from a hamster, I guess) and talk to each other incessantly. Incessant with the talking. I never knew how noisy squirrels could be. Or how sharp their little toe nails are when they’re digging into [...]

At Least I Make Good Cookies

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

Billy Idol Called. He Wants His Hair Back.*

Thursday, February 22nd, 2007

I Call My Planet “Fried Chicken”

Monday, February 19th, 2007

Don’t Flip Forward If You Like the Book

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

Today Is a Good Day

Friday, February 16th, 2007

If By “Charm” You Mean “Crazy”

Thursday, February 15th, 2007

Discipline: Not My Forte

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

I’m Sure There’s a Name For People Like Me

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

16th and Valencia

Friday, February 9th, 2007