Ode to a Thanksgiving Turkey

Posted by Moose on November 22nd, 2006. Filed under: Tis the Season.

There was a young turkey named Fred

Who was forced to live in a shed

‘Twas quite all right, for six dark nights

‘Til he realized someone wanted him dead

~~~

Does Fred escape? Find out tomorrow!

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3 Responses to Ode to a Thanksgiving Turkey

  1. a Random Person
    November 22nd, 2006 at 1:14 pm

    oh my god, how am I ever going to wait until tomorrow?

    Happy Turkey Day! I’m jealous. My turkey day has already passed, and now I want another. :(

  2. Erin
    November 23rd, 2006 at 11:39 am

    Will it be another limerick? And ode, elegy, haiku? HUGS!

  3. Melia + Nick
    November 23rd, 2006 at 7:40 pm

    Viva Fred!!!

    The Turkey Liberation Front

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