Guess What I Forgot Today
Posted by Moose on November 20th, 2006. Filed under: Meat Suit.My hair is very fine and, at the moment, very short. I have to smear strange substances on my head every morning before leaving the house. If I don’t, I resemble a bit of milkweed fluff. Or a chia pet.
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November 20th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Dude thats it? I’m “Growing” My hair out, and i have no F’ing clue what to do with it! All the females in mylife say it looks better longer (i use to get a high and tight all the time) and i have not cut it in…. like… since… um…. july i think… and now i just take a shower, comb it back and put a hat on! My sister came over this past weekend, and she told me my hair is so GD long, what do you plan on doing with it?
My response, I have for GD clue!
I think hair gel is in my near future
November 20th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Ah, the Chia look. Sadly, I’ve been there.
November 20th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Fine hair sucks – I’m with you, Moose!
November 21st, 2006 at 9:18 am
Strange substances?
Road-grime strange or dust-bunny strange?
Dear me, I am all awtitter wondering what strange elixirs you West Coasters use to de-milkweedify your head hair. I am but a lowly midwesterner and use corn and corn extracts for all my hair needs.
November 21st, 2006 at 9:27 am
“Her flyaway hair was a corona of white; she had the look of an old ewe too long unshorn.”
–Gregory Maguire, “Lost”