You Knew It Would Come To This
Posted by Moose on November 12th, 2006. Filed under: My Brain Needs a Drink.It only took 11 days of NaBloPoMo for me to crack. I present to you, with all due ceremony, a haiku about my belly button lint.
A Haiku about My Belly Button Lint
My belly button
Is too clean, so this haiku
Really doesn’t work
Bummer.
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November 12th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
At least it has the right number of syllables!
November 13th, 2006 at 8:25 am
Desperate times call for desperate measures. I applaud you for continuing NaBloPoMo, even if it meant resulting to haiku.
Oh, and I also applaud you for your belly button hygiene.
November 13th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Your belly button
Is a fine topic indeed
Have it lint or none
November 13th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Mom: I’m just waiting for the grammar correction.
Catheroo: My belly button hygiene is STELLAR! All I need to do now is remember to floss.
Sam: Oh, that was excellent. Much better than mine. Made me laugh on a rainy Monday morning.
November 13th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Hmmmmm. Grammar correction? Your haiku grammar seems impeccable. What am I missing?!?
November 1st, 2007 at 9:28 pm
[...] I’m joining all the other fine folks at NaBloPoMo and posting something here every blessed day of November. I promise nothing. Except to avoid a repeat of last year’s belly button haiku incident. [...]