Clear On Where My Priorities Lie
Posted by Moose on October 31st, 2006. Filed under: Holidays.Number of M&Ms consumed: 9,641
Number of peanut M&Ms consumed: 3,611
Number of costumes originally conceived and lovingly crafted: 0
Number of decisions made about whether to sit at the top of the stairs (force the greedy little bastards to work for their candy) or the bottom (will totally cave and come down the stairs for children in strollers so may as well save myself the effort): 1
Number of bags of candy purchased: 6
Number of eggs stockpiled for use on teenagers who have no business trick-or-treating and even less business trick-or-treating without costumes while claiming they need extra candy for “my sick little brother” (sick little brother, my ass): 8
Happy Halloween!
October 31st, 2006 at 5:55 pm
and im at work, 7pm to 7am…. i wanted to chase girls in tight cat outfits around the bar too!
November 1st, 2006 at 9:04 am
The suspense is killing me: did you sit at the top of the stairs? or the bottom?
November 1st, 2006 at 10:05 am
Did you get to use the eggs??
November 1st, 2006 at 11:58 am
The trick to stockpiling eggs for hucking at teenagers is that you have to start in July, and keep them someplace warm.
November 1st, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Hi, my name is Moose and I’m a fraud. I didn’t actually throw any eggs. Nor did I decide whether to sit at the top or bottom of the stairs. Instead, I migrated. Constantly, for two hours. The dog got very confused.
November 1st, 2006 at 4:20 pm
… I can never trust again.
November 1st, 2006 at 9:40 pm
I find it hard to believe you gave candy away (willingly).
Me? I don’t even play. I buy the candy for me and then sit in the dark cramming it all in my mouth.