Today’s Helpful Hint for People with No Common Sense

Posted by Moose on October 27th, 2006. Filed under: My Brain Needs a Drink.

Don’t read a book about vampires right before you go to sleep. Vampires will chase you through your dreams all night long and you’ll wake up really tired.

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4 Responses to Today’s Helpful Hint for People with No Common Sense

  1. Jason

    Moose have you contacted the Federal Vampire and Zombie Agency (http://www.fvza.org)? They maybe able to help you rid yourself of those dreaded bloodsucking, undead creatures.

    Sleep Tight
    Jason

  2. Whyioughtta

    Also don’t eat lamb right before bed if you run any risk whatsoever of munching-on-cute-baby-animals guilt. I won’t even tell you about the dream I had that night…(How can a lamb wield a cleaver so deftly without opposable thumbs???)

  3. squid

    yeah but its a great way to get a work out when you are to lazy to do it durring the daylight hours!

  4. StampyDurst

    Miss Moose,
    Love your blog. Heard about you from Schnozz. And thus we get to the point of this comment. Schnozz is talking about heading to California in late December/early January. Would like to invite you to head down to SoCal to cook ridiculous entrees and drink way too much wine. Consider it.

    Also, your blog is fantastic. Keep it up.

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