Comments on: I am a Jealous Hag

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 18:07:51 +0000

LOL, what catwalker said, and a bit of my own stuff. If you're looking for a lesson in self-acceptance, see here and start reading about halfway through the entry. Disclaimer: Opinion found behind this link does not necessarily reflect the opinion of the writer on a "bad day". The information is not intended to provide mental health advice or as a substitute for consulting with your own physician. Health concerns should be discussed with a health care professional. Information is intended to be taken with as many grains of salt as needed... or a shot of hard alcohol, your choice.

By: Schnozz

Schnozz — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:37:25 +0000

What’s with all these people being nice to you? What sort of friends are they?

I’ll tell you what you really need to hear:

QUIT YOUR WIMPY SNIVELING AND WRITE THAT BOOK, MAGGOT.

There.

Now, YOU place your combat boot on MY face and tell me that. Surely our combined motivational efforts will culminate in twin Pulitzers!

Or … not.

Either way, I think you’re fabulous.

God, I’ve gone soft in my old age.

By: squid

squid — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 02:00:17 +0000

kimodo dragon…. Now thats neat!, I’d like to see that! really!!

i had a friend once i called dragon, she… yep she was.. still is the type of girl that knows exactly what she wants, and when its not going her way, she snaps… Dragon…. and she blew me off for a lunch date the other month, so i said bye bye dragon hello carma free of bite marks!

By: Christina

Christina — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:14:11 +0000

Ok, I am laughing soooo hard right now. And also on the verge of tears….except for the cartwheeling flea, I could have written this post. I keep trying to tell myself that I will be much happier if I work towards my goal (as in actually doing some ORGANIZING in my quest for an organized apartment; haha, or maybe even just throwing out that half-eaten banana in the fridge) but somehow in the moment of decision, I can’t convince myself that those small steps towards my goals will make me happier than a glass of wine and a good movie.

By: Moose

Moose — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:08:35 +0000

Yes. : )

By: Dave

Dave — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 23:05:53 +0000

Would it help you if I tell you that we all go through this?

By: Catwalker

Catwalker — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 22:47:15 +0000

I *so* feel your pain, I’ve always been a ‘jack of all trades’ dying to be an expert in something, but in addition to always liking everyone else’s ideas better (as you seem to) I also have a touch of what your other friend (Schnozz) seems to have trouble with – the ADD, the inability to focus on any one thing long enough to become an expert! I mean currently I’m responding to this, eating the tail end of lunch, working on 3 trips that I’m arranging for my boss, 4 ‘new memo’ windows open in Lotus notes, and have just returned from a co-worker’s b-day cake ‘party’ on a different floor. And in the back of my mind trying to compile a list of groceries I need for tomorrow’s dinner, and oh yes, lamenting that I didn’t invent YouTube and was making a BILLION dollars right now for eFFin’ around on the internet all day coming up with ways for people like me to waste time at work cultivating their own ADD!!! hang in there! One final word… You cant always get what you want
But if you try sometimes you just might find
You just might find
You get what you need

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/r/rolling+stones/you+cant+always+get+what+you+want_20117887.html