Dancing in the Bathroom at Work: Lesson One
Posted by Moose on October 4th, 2006. Filed under: How To.Walk down the hall, pass the elevators, and open the bathroom door. Poke your head in and look both ways. Check occupancy by peering under the stall doors for feet. Determine desertion. Walk to the mirror, face yourself, and crank up your ipod to a suitable song. (May I suggest “Bang a Gong (Get it On)” by T. Rex?) Stow ipod safely in your pocket.
Lift your arms in front of you as if you were riding a motorcycle – elbows bent, hands in fists at your sides. Bend your knees. Feel like you’re riding a Harley? Good. Proceed to the next step. Begin to wiggle your butt. Left, right, left, right. Excellent. Now begin to swivel your hips. Continue to waggle your butt, keeping your hands in motorcycle position. Got it? Good. Now we take it up a notch. Keep wiggling and swivelling, while turning your shoulders in opposition to your hips. Keep it all going – that’s it! – and pick up your left leg. Swivel! Swivel! Put the leg down and pick up the other leg. Swivel! Swivel!
Now, still swivelling, turn your head and look over your shoulder. Observe an unfamiliar woman, keys dangling from her left hand, mouth slightly agape.
Mouth agape because of your INSANE DANCE MOVES. YEAH, BABY!
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October 4th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That’s awesome!
October 4th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
She was in awe of your awesomeness. You should have challenged her to a dance off.
October 4th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
was she just looking at your ass?
October 4th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
I agree with Meredith, a dance-off is the correct answer!
October 4th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
Pretty funny stuff. Keep up the good work
October 5th, 2006 at 2:11 am
You really make me look insane by laughing out loud at the screen.
Funny!
Can’t wait to read more and more…
BTW, that reminds me of the latest newsletter of mine.
October 6th, 2006 at 7:39 am
OH YEAH..perfect song for a dance off.
Thanks for the reminder to put that on my iPod.
February 12th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
eeeeeeee! this takes the cake re amusing dance anecdotes. the fact that i can so clearly picture this all going down is just too much for me to handle at work. i’m going to have to re-read this posting when i get home.