Archive for October, 2006

Clear On Where My Priorities Lie

Tuesday, October 31st, 2006

Number of M&Ms consumed: 9,641
Number of peanut M&Ms consumed: 3,611
Number of costumes originally conceived and lovingly crafted: 0
Number of decisions made about whether to sit at the top of the stairs (force the greedy little bastards to work for their candy) or the bottom (will totally cave and come down the stairs for children in [...]

Yet Another Reason to Fear November

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Helpful Hint (No. 2) for People with No Common Sense

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Today’s Helpful Hint for People with No Common Sense

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Ostriches Unite

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

How to Put a Dollar Bill in a Go-Go Dancer’s G-String

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Crisp Fall Air

Saturday, October 21st, 2006

Fraudulent

Friday, October 20th, 2006

Have I Mentioned Lately That I’m Spoiled?

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006

I Like My Car Too, But Come On

Wednesday, October 18th, 2006