Nope, Still Boring
Posted by Moose on September 26th, 2006. Filed under: Random Lists.Last night, I snorted cocaine with Madonna.
Yes, this was a dream. Someone else’s dream, I might add. All I did in my dreams was forget to pay a few bills.
When I heard the news that perhaps I wasn’t as boring as previously believed, it just wasn’t good enough for me. I immediately began adding to the scenario.
I snorted cocaine off Madonna’s rock hard abs.
I snorted cocaine while Billy Crudup taught a circus monkey to burgle art museums.
I snorted cocaine and actually arrived on time for my dentist appointment.
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September 26th, 2006 at 10:53 am
You had me right up to “Madonna’s rock hard abs”. I would have loved it had it been Shania Twain’s Abs, she’s so much hotter.
Anyway, it was a nice image to break the boredom of my day.
Have a good one!
September 26th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
hay you got something (wipes his nose as a signal)
September 27th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
OKay, Bloglines says there is a post- even has a comment link- but no matter what I try, it does not seem to be on your site. This leads me to one of two conclusions. Either (a) your site is surly today and wishes to keep certain things to itself until it’s damn good and ready, or (b) you decided the whole ‘Unitard’ thing was just too much… to which I say Pshaw! (I have to admit two things right now. The first is that I just spent several minutes trying to figure out how to spell ‘pshaw’, and the second? I don’t even know if there is a spelling for said word… my mother would be so ashamed)
*nevermind the whole Pshaw thing. I just googled it.
September 30th, 2006 at 6:07 pm
You know how to tell a dream. Concise, precise, and just freaky enough to make me want more. Bravo!