Archive for September, 2006

Return of the Ever-Elusive Cookie Contest

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Subtitle: Why People Can Never Tell Whether Or Not I’m Drunk
Interviews I give are marked by responses like, “Um, can you repeat the question?”, usually because the question made no sense to anyone not living inside my head; hacking guffaws to clear an excess of phlegm; and much inadvertent interruption with a subtext of “Oh, [...]

Dear Sugar Bowl Bakery,

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Nope, Still Boring

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Three Reasons I Won’t Get Through This Day Without a Lobotomy

Thursday, September 21st, 2006

People Who Appreciate Good Dancing, Stop Reading Now. People Who Want to Laugh at Me, Totally Keep Going.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Project: Become Less Psycho

Monday, September 18th, 2006

With Only My Best Interests at Heart

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

Addressing Inanimate Objects. Again.

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

The Red Cape Doesn’t Do Much For My Complexion

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Princess P-mail

Thursday, September 7th, 2006